/ˈfʌtsl̩/, she/her. Rated PG [some adult themes]. Wurundjeri land aka Melbourne, Australia. Singer-songwriter; sysadmin; quilt tragic; cartography geek; synth nerd; queer elder. Once programmed a time zone library in Forth and an XSLT processor in XSLT. On Fediverse since 2018. BDFL of old.mermaid.town. # nobot
/ˈfʌtsl̩/, she/her. Rated PG [some adult themes]. Wurundjeri land aka Melbourne, Australia. Singer-songwriter; sysadmin; quilt tragic; cartography geek; synth nerd; queer elder. Once programmed a time zone library in Forth and an XSLT processor in XSLT. On Fediverse since 2018. BDFL of old.mermaid.town. # nobot
I connected my Bosch washing machine to the Internet so that it could tell me when it finishes a load, and now I am getting firm admonitions that frankly read like veiled threats.
“The washing machine has detected too much foam. An additional washing cycle has been activated. Use less soap next time.”
“The supplied voltage is too unstable to operate the appliance. Operation is stopped until the voltage is stable.”
“Please remember to perform a drum cleaning soon so that your appliance can continue to deliver good results.”
